Most Anticipated Movies: August

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We’ve made it through the summer blockbusters, to the between season fare. But there’s still lots to see, even moreso in my opinion! Here’s what I’m looking forward to:

For what I saw in July, see here.

MUST SEES

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Susy Number Two

Write non-stop. Keep your hand moving. Don’t cross out. Don’t worry about spelling, punctuation, or grammar. Lose control, don’t think, and go for the jugular.

SUSY NUMBER TWO

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Susy,
she was very smart, she was not a floosy.
She also was cute, was cute as can be,
the perfect dream girl, as everyone could see.
And that drove them crazy, boys and girls alike,
this little perfect girl, whom everyone would strike,
guys with their dicks, girls with their knives,
girls who are perfect like this ruin everyone’s lives.

They ruin guys lives because of bullshit expectations,
getting them horny, driving them crazy with temptation.
She doesn’t do anything but they all want to do her,
mounting perfection, it just makes them feel cooler.
But that’s not quite it, it also makes them feel grand,
to know such a girl, to hold her hand,
to hold her tightly, kiss her wet lips,
and also enjoy her perfect tits.

Of course, this is the reason why girls hate her too,
they’re jealous and self-conscious of the guys they screw.
Girls must be bad, give it up to get noticed,
Susy just exists and guys get mid-coitus.
And then they expect it, what no girl can fulfill,
perfection and beauty and they know the drill.
To just be so sweet, take care of his needs,
because of bitches like Susy, girls do their bad deeds.

And so Susy exists, oblivious to all,
so sweet and so innocent, she won’t let herself fall,
for any guy who exists, she keeps herself clean,
safe and conservative if you know what I mean.
But one day she’ll get lucky, she’ll find Mr. Right,
and for him it will be the time of his life.
They’ll get married, get together, that’s what they will do.
And the boys and the girls will move on to Susy number two.

Movies I Watched: July

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A new month, more watched movies to report! Here’s what I saw in July:

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Compatible with Hell

Write one sentence, then write another without violating the previous one.

A note and warning: this is the darkest thing I have ever written. I don’t normally preface my writing exercises, but this one deserves one. This is the darkest thing I have ever written and I don’t know where it came from. Just letting the pen flow while trying to create a poem featuring a non-sad/sympathetic character like all my other poems seem to have. I was also thinking about Adam Carolla’s book Not Taco Bell Material, although that book has nothing to do with this writing, it was just what I was thinking of when I wrote it. This poem really disturbed me and so I feel the best thing to do is to put it out there, not bottle it up inside; as a filmmaker and creative person, I cannot censor myself, even if that non-censorship takes me dark places.

Okay, here goes:

COMPATIBLE WITH HELL

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A Sad Event in Hawthorne

A video was posted online yesterday, in which a police officer shoots the dog of the man he was arresting. The dog of course was simply being a dog, defending his owner, and was shot four times. Accompanying this video are all of your typical responses, defense of police officers and hatred of them too.

I cannot believe how much this incident is bothering me. I really do not understand it (and by it, I mean my response to everything that is going on).

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Most Anticipated Movies: July

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July, the peak of the summer. Lots of good stuff coming out, here is what I’m excited for:

To check out what I saw in June, click here.

MUST SEES

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