Stress Relief

Throw a bunch of words in a hat, pull one out, and write a story using that word.

This week’s word: SURPRISE

STRESS RELIEF

Life can be counter-intuitive, and full of surprises. The more you live the more you learn it, and here, today I’m learning it again. An art museum, world famous, the biggest in the city, and yet, I’ve never been here before. I’m smart, educated, I’ve lived in this city my whole life, but somehow I’d just never been here. It took you Jared, you, my boyfriend, to bring me.

Jared, the unexpected boyfriend, Jared and me. Jared, so hot and muscular and not a brain cell in your body. Me with my Masters heading to PhD, and you, dumb as a brick, if you’re lucky maybe one day you’ll get your GED.

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The One

Throw a bunch of words in a hat, pull one out, and write a story using that word.

This week’s word: TEASE

THE ONE

Third date. Number three. I don’t get a lot of these. Normally it’s just sex after one and then we are done, or no sex at all but still equally done. Depends on how it goes, I guess, but either way, it’s one and done. I’m just not that good with girls, they’re so beautiful and elusive and I never know what to say or do. Sometimes I wonder how I even get laid at all.

But this one is different; she’s special. Date number three and I think this is the night, where we’ll go all the way, my place or hers. I think so; this is the night.

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The Lesser Sex

Throw a bunch of words in a hat, pull one out, and write a story using that word.

This week’s word: POINT

THE LESSER SEX

God, she is so hot. So hot and she’s sitting here, right here, in my office. If only I weren’t so responsible, didn’t have responsibility and I could just ram that ass, that’s be a good day. But responsible I am and so I sit here, as she goes on and on. What is she talking about anyways? The guys make jokes? Treat her bad? Hello? They’re guys, boys will be boys and you’re in a man’s world, don’t like it, you can leave. We’re here to make money, make deals, get shit done, not play dress up with dolls and makeup and whatever you have on. They only do it because you’re attractive, your big ass and sweet face. Surely you know, I mean you work here, how do you think you got this job? They make us hire girls so of course we hire pretty ones. And then they complain, about compliments? They’re compliments, just having fun. If you don’t like compliments from coworkers, well then…

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